1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,935 ( '50s rock music playing ) 2 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:35,166 Super combo Number one. 3 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:37,836 Super combo Number four. 4 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:41,239 The fun-tastic goofy Meal number two. 5 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,844 You heard me. 6 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:49,047 Earth just doesn't get Any better than this-- Dinner and a movie. 7 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,416 Mmm. Ooh, Let's see this one. 8 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,418 Four stars, two thumbs. 9 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,420 "A sweeping drama, One of the year's 10 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:58,356 Most intellectually stimulating Cinematic accomplishments." 11 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,425 - no. - chick flick. 12 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:04,395 How are your chicken Crunchies today? 13 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,565 Harry, we don't Have all day. 14 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,067 He'll have the super Combo number two. 15 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,803 Man: okay, that'll be $10.71. please drive around. 16 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,805 With pleasure. 17 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,941 - ( car backfires ) - what's that sound? 18 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:18,376 - man: please drive around. - we would if we could. 19 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:21,446 I told you to get this Looked at two weeks ago, 20 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,448 Not to mention The phone's still out. 21 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:26,818 I keep telling you to get All these things taken care of, Yet nothing ever gets done. 22 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,754 And yet you persist. Good for you. 23 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,524 - now we'll never Make it to the movie. - nonsense. 24 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:36,027 - all we have to do is Get out and push, sally. - yeah, yeah. 25 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:38,162 hurry up, I don't want to miss the previews. 26 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,298 Or that "Audience Is listening" thing. 27 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,901 ( all imitating thx "Deep note" sound effect ) 28 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:59,050 This seat sucks. 29 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:01,052 I agree. The seating Is all wrong. 30 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,688 Tommy, you should be To my right so I could Actually have an armrest. 31 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,724 Harry, you should Sit on the aisle 32 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,826 Because you go to The bathroom constantly. 33 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,662 Wait a minute. Hold it. Everybody Just sit down. 34 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:13,999 This is supposed to be fun. Here, sally, have some popcorn. 35 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:16,768 I didn't want popcorn. I wanted good and plentys. 36 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:19,437 When you're high commander, You can be in charge Of the movie treats. 37 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:21,006 - I will. - bully for you. 38 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:24,976 - shh! - excuse me, We're talking here! 39 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:28,279 How did he beat those guys? Come on, it was 12 Against one. 40 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,281 He has the advantage. 41 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:32,283 They only have Machine guns 42 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:35,253 While he has The broken pool cue. 43 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:38,356 Oh! Oh, great Command decision, dick. 44 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,825 Now I have A piece of popcorn Stuck in my teeth. 45 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,661 I'll get it. 46 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,764 Sally, you are right. I should have sat Near the aisle. 47 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,399 Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me, excuse me. 48 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:53,038 - is that it? - ow! 49 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,774 - I'm getting the manager. - thank you. Have him Bring floss. 50 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:58,276 I'm sorry. 51 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,278 Couldn't be sorr-- 52 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,280 Ow! 53 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:03,915 dick, I'm stuck to the floor. 54 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,249 Oh my god! 55 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:24,603 Okay, punk, Court is adjourned. 56 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,537 Yah! 57 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,910 Stop it. That's an order. 58 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,345 The high commander said That I could turn myself 59 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,380 Into a lethal Killing machine. 60 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:39,150 - did you? - what? 61 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:42,086 - tommy, what's With the toad? - his name is jack. 62 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,090 - he's my new lab partner. - no, I meant in the jar. 63 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:48,960 Oh! That's a dead frog. We're going to Reanimate it. 64 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:52,096 Tommy, I thought I told you No science projects In the kitchen. 65 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,332 High commander Said we could. 66 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,403 - dick, permission to bitch? - permission granted. 67 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:01,205 Why do you tell them They can do things when I tell them they can't? 68 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:03,542 - because I'm The high commander. - would it kill you 69 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,977 To listen to me Once-- aah! 70 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,980 ♪ ahh ♪ I'm sorry, I thought We were singing. 71 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:13,017 This popcorn kernel Is agony. 72 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:15,987 I feel like sticking My head in a microwave To pop it out. 73 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:18,790 Just make sure that you Poke holes in your head 74 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,926 With a fork first. 75 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,429 - well, I'm off. - wait, we need To talk about this. 76 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,231 I am second in command here, And I have no authority Over these guys. 77 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:30,969 You outrank them. Just seize control, Take some initiative. 78 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,505 All right, permission requested To schedule initiative-taking. 79 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:36,608 Just do it. Take the car And fix the phone. 80 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,143 - what would you do If I wasn't here? - you're always here. 81 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,746 Well, what if I wasn't? 82 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,484 I'd do a happy Little dance. 83 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,418 ( door closes ) 84 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:53,558 Oh, man, Solomon's here. 85 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,060 - don't look, He might come over. - does he see us? 86 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:58,497 I'll check. 87 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:01,933 Leon! What A happy accident. 88 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:04,970 Now we can spend The evening getting To know each other better. 89 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,705 Please, continue With your conversation. 90 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,974 We can't. We were talking About you. 91 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,142 Shut up. 92 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,111 - can I get you something? - what are they having? 93 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,714 Coffee, for two hours. 94 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,282 I'll have that. 95 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,586 - pitman... - what? 96 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,989 You look different. I don't know what it is. 97 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:27,392 Suddenly you look so-- I've never used this word-- 98 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:29,961 - cool. - really? I've been-- 99 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,797 Now it's gone. Now it's back. 100 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,702 Now there's an air Of sophistication. 101 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:41,673 Somehow that fiery tube Has mitigated your oafishness. 102 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,675 - may I? - oh. 103 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:53,151 ( sighs ) 104 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:57,055 You can keep it. 105 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,223 Thank you. 106 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:01,392 ( coughs ) Oh. 107 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,394 ( coughs ) 108 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:05,329 An added bonus. 109 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,303 This is creepy. 110 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,238 You have no vision. 111 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:17,642 What is this thing In my colander? 112 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:20,178 Oh, that would be Its old brain. 113 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:26,051 Well, dick, My life is hell. 114 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,486 - I hope you're happy. - oh, you betcha. 115 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:31,957 It's like I'm feeling My lungs for the first time. 116 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:35,026 It's so nice to have A tenant who smokes. 117 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:38,797 So many people Are giving it up. It just breaks my heart. 118 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:41,332 We need some duct tape And jumper cables. 119 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,501 Tommy, have you smoked Your cigarette yet? 120 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:46,104 - no, sir. - there's no reason To put it off. 121 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,106 You know, I must say, 122 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,108 This secondhand smoke 123 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,443 Is smooth And satisfying. 124 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,614 My gift to you. 125 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,016 Dick, you've been Smoking those things Since you got home. 126 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,284 - it's almost like They're addictive. - don't be silly. 127 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:04,122 If cigarettes were bad, They wouldn't sell Them everywhere. 128 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,290 Besides, I can quit Whenever I want. 129 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:08,559 There, you see, I've stopped. 130 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:10,495 There's nothing to it. 131 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:14,598 You know, sally, 132 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,567 If you want to advance, 133 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:21,505 You're going to Have to open your mind To new experiences. 134 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,809 Well, I've started again. 135 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:29,614 This popcorn kernel Is driving me crazy. 136 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,750 Honey, don't put Your hand in your mouth. 137 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:34,519 It's so unbecoming. 138 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,855 - ( electricity crackling ) - what was that? 139 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:40,358 - ( frog croaks ) - tommy: it's alive! 140 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,627 ( jack screaming ) 141 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,129 Hey, what's your problem? 142 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,599 It's a guaranteed "A." 143 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,233 Kids. 144 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:12,356 - what do you think You're doing? - smoking. 145 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:15,359 Please don't smoke In front of me. I just quit a year ago. 146 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,361 You poor, misguided girl. 147 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:19,530 Don't you miss it? 148 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:22,366 The first cool drag In the morning, 149 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:25,570 A relaxing smoke on the roof On a warm summer night. 150 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,572 And if I ever have sex, 151 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,941 I think I'm going To smoke afterwards. 152 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:33,478 Have you ever read The warning on The side of the pack? 153 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:37,916 ( scoffs ) Well, I'm not a fetus. 154 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,853 Those things will take 10 years off of your life. 155 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,989 Yes, but that's off The end of your life, 156 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,157 And those years Are crappy anyway. 157 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:50,561 Well, there happens To be a policy here-- 158 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:53,397 Cigarettes are only allowed In university-sanctioned Smoking zones. 159 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:56,400 - take it outside. - all right, 160 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,569 If you're going To be a big... 161 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,571 Fetus about it. 162 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,017 My people. 163 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,452 Dr. Finkel. Father. 164 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:19,057 Mrs. Cross, You smoke, too? 165 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:22,627 ( hoarse voice ) It comes as a surprise To many people. 166 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:25,329 Look at us-- We suck, we blow-- 167 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,999 A posse of oral fixators. 168 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,568 Oh, yeah, we're bad. 169 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,571 They can isolate us, But they'll never Separate us. 170 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,573 Let them outlaw smoking. 171 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,543 Then they'll just Have to deal with A whole bunch of... 172 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:41,412 Smokin' outlaws! Who's with me? 173 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,718 All right. 174 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,425 All right, Rinse out your mouth. 175 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,298 Now spit. 176 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,138 You've never Been to a... 177 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,540 Dentist's office Before, have you? 178 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,976 Well, you know, Gal on the go. 179 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:14,545 All right. Could you Open wider, please? 180 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:17,815 - wider. - ( coughs ) 181 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,284 You can't smoke in here. 182 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,287 All right, I'll smoke In the waiting room. 183 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,123 You can't smoke in The waiting room, either. 184 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,292 - then I'll smoke In the hall. - I'm sorry, 185 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,294 You can't smoke Anywhere in the building. 186 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:33,064 You know, you're Awfully smug for A man in a paper coat. 187 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:08,066 ( indistinct chatter on tv ) 188 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,301 ( thunderclap ) 189 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:14,138 Oh, yes! The corn is gone. See? 190 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,207 So, tommy, how was Your science fair? 191 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,209 Oh, uh... ( chuckles ) 192 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,112 Funny story. Um... 193 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,514 Remember that frog I reanimated? 194 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,617 Well, it kind of developed A taste for human flesh. 195 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,922 Someone's got to go see My science teacher tomorrow. 196 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,624 - did you tell dick? - I thought he was with you. 197 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,294 - he ran off. That was hours ago. - that's not like him. 198 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,364 Well, what are We supposed to do? Dick is always here. 199 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,366 Wait a minute. 200 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,435 Of course... This is a test. 201 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,038 - what? - for the next 60 seconds, 202 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,640 She's going to emit A high-pitched tone. 203 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,145 No. 204 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,480 Dick is testing me. 205 00:11:56,482 --> 00:12:00,018 ( chuckles ) He's conveniently "Disappeared," 206 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,788 - leaving me in charge. - ( thunder rumbling ) 207 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,490 Well, I'm gonna show him. 208 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,261 Okay, troops, line up In order of height. 209 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,864 Descending. 210 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,002 It's time For decisive action. 211 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:21,773 - harry! - yes, sir-- ma'am-- Ma'am-- ma'am sir. 212 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,378 You're going to climb The utility pole And fix our phone line. 213 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,580 Well, I'll need A flashlight. 214 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,416 Don't worry. It's plenty bright With all that lightning. 215 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,019 Well, how do I get up there? 216 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:38,723 ( sighs ) We've got that big metal Ladder in the garage. 217 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,192 Oh, wait. 218 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:44,695 - you can knock the box open With this metal golf club. - good, tommy. 219 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,732 And you want to be safe. Wrap this chain Around your waist 220 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:51,102 And attach it To the power line In case you slip. 221 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,305 - ( thunder rumbling ) - prepare to be dazzled. 222 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,599 Oh, well... ( panting ) 223 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,635 I'm sure someone will find me Before the building closes. 224 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,570 ( generator hums, stops ) 225 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,175 ( sighs ) Maybe not. 226 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,182 Now, I'm not one To discourage 227 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,351 A child's creativity, 228 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,954 But that frog took a bite Out of patti kinland 229 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,889 The size of A silver dollar. 230 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,060 - dime, tops. - that frog destroyed 231 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,562 All the other experiments And attacked six students, 232 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,232 And tommy refuses To apologize. 233 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,367 It's clear that tommy Must be disciplined. 234 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,369 And in the absence Of mr. Solomon, 235 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,438 We ask that you Take responsibility. 236 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,007 Oh, I'm ready To take responsibility. 237 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:06,577 Believe me, I can Handle responsibility. No problem. 238 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,580 Tommy, I'm hereby placing You under house arrest. 239 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,316 - I just thought counseling-- - your rations will be Cut in half. 240 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,520 You will report To calisthenics At 0500, sharp. 241 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,923 Could I be placed In a foster home Or something? 242 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,925 I'm his mother. I'll handle him. 243 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:24,195 - I thought you Were his sister. - sister, mother, whatever. 244 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,931 I think you're Actually my aunt. 245 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:30,101 In our family, It's kind of hard to tell. 246 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,174 ♪ oh, danny boy ♪ 247 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:41,579 ♪ the pipes, The pipes are calling ♪ 248 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,482 ♪ from glen to glen ♪ 249 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:50,020 ♪ and down The mountainside ♪ 250 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,892 ♪ the summer's gone ♪ 251 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:59,897 ♪ and all the roses falling ♪ 252 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,567 ♪ 'tis you, 'tis you ♪ 253 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:08,339 ♪ must go And I must bide ♪ 254 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,977 ( loudly ) ♪ but come ye back ♪ 255 00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:18,015 ♪ when summer's In the meadow-- ♪ 256 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,493 Hey, you're not bad. 257 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,661 Thank you. 258 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:34,265 ( falsetto ) ♪ 'tis I'll be gone ♪ 259 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,267 ♪ in sunshine ♪ 260 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:41,239 ♪ or in shadow. ♪ 261 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,076 You're not So bad yourself. 262 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:52,016 What do you mean, My car is not ready? You promised it by friday. 263 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,418 Today's friday. 264 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,021 The carburetor's a rebuild, 265 00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,157 - that takes extra time. - I'm over here. 266 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,825 On the plus side, Your tranny's in Really good shape. 267 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,761 Ah, good news. 268 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,963 Excuse me, This is my car. 269 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,965 She's right. 270 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,534 I just stand Here and nod. 271 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,569 ( laughs ) 272 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,605 - well, you gotta humor 'em. - ( both laugh ) 273 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,607 This redhead Came in last week. 274 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,443 I think she was Driving a sunbird. She opened that hood-- 275 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,445 ( bones crack ) 276 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,353 Hello. 277 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,089 I'd like my car ready In a half hour. 278 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:35,593 - I don't want a 200% Mark-up on parts. - ( mechanic grunts ) 279 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,096 - and I'd like it washed. - ( gasps ) 280 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:42,766 Thank you. Do you hear that, High commander? 281 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,935 Sally? 282 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,205 Oh, yeah. 283 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,173 I'm sorry. 284 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,181 Women, huh? 285 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,183 ( whimpers ) 286 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,285 Oh, boy. 287 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,663 ( electronic hum ) 288 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,407 - dick? - sally. 289 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,409 Dick, you can Come out now. 290 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,578 I've passed Your little test. 291 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,116 - nina, where's dick? - I haven't seen him In two days. 292 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:36,086 - I was just about to call you. - will you excuse us For just a minute? 293 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,789 He's not here, he's gone. He's actually gone. 294 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,425 I can still hear you. 295 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,630 - could you leave, please? - try and stop me. 296 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,301 This wasn't a test. 297 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,338 I really am High commander. 298 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,774 We await your orders, High commander. 299 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,313 We're here waitin'. 300 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:06,016 If dick were here, He'd know what to do. 301 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:09,520 If dick were here, He'd know where he was. 302 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,724 We gotta find him. 303 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,767 Dr. Bankson. 304 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,702 Huh. 305 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:30,107 Dr. Bankson, 306 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,342 We meet at last. 307 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,815 I'm looking for someone-- 308 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,817 Dick solomon. 309 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,286 - ( muffled ) Who the heck are you? - ah. 310 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,588 Looks like you've Chosen a poor time 311 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,325 To sedate yourself, Dr. Bankson. 312 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,460 But you know What they say-- 313 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,929 The dentist who drills His own teeth 314 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,031 Has a fool For a patient. 315 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:59,136 Ah, I didn't expect you To cooperate. 316 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,539 Well, maybe you'll talk 317 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,674 For mr. Sucky thing. 318 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,344 ( air hissing ) 319 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,413 Death has reared Himself a throne 320 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,649 In a strange city Lying alone 321 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,652 Where good and bad And worst and best 322 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,021 Are gone to Their eternal rest. 323 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,759 That's nice. What is it? 324 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,696 It's just... Something I made up. 325 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,931 Liar. That's Edgar allan poe. 326 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,701 I was there When you read it. Then why ask?! 327 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,971 Just to play Mind games with me? 328 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,139 What mind? Stop it! Stop it! 329 00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,175 Stop it, stop it, Stop it! 330 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,110 Harry: dick, is that you? 331 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,649 - harry? - dick? 332 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:49,553 Harry, open the door! Open the door! 333 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,856 how do I know it's really you? 334 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,461 - it's really me! - well, you would Know that. 335 00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,296 - harry! - dick! 336 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,298 You saved me! 337 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,868 God, when I think of All the times... 338 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,136 I'm so glad-- 339 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,143 A voice inside of you? 340 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,479 And you never knew It was there before? 341 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,616 By the second day, I was hearing My inner voice, too. 342 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,084 - what was it saying? - I have no idea. 343 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:24,087 I don't speak french. 344 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,089 You should have seen The janitor's face 345 00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:29,226 When he walked in On the four of us. 346 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,395 - I'm just glad You're alive. - thank you, sally. 347 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:35,032 - and good work finding me. - good work? 348 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,268 I was paralyzed. I thought I could Do your job. 349 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,971 You're so arrogant, Bossy, and condescending, 350 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,973 You make it Look so easy. 351 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:46,444 Well, I'm not Perfect, lieutenant. 352 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:50,013 After all, I got Locked in a stairwell For three days 353 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,115 Just because I needed a cigarette. 354 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,551 - yeah, that was stupid. - yes, it was. 355 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,022 Really stupid. ( laughs ) 356 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,024 Point taken. 357 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:03,260 Didn't you even think To check the door first? 358 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,196 You'd expect a bonehead move Like that from me, but you? 359 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,966 Okay, a bonehead is Where I draw the line. 360 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,269 - sally: excuse us. - after all, I am The high commander. 361 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,271 - sally: oh, well... - whoo-ooh! 362 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,675 ♪ smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette ♪ 363 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,778 ♪ puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death. ♪ 364 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,181 ( '50s rock music playing )